The unholy festive cheer has returned, but this time, with a hedonistic twist. “Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club,” the latest release from Venomous Sin, is here to drag you kicking and screaming into the blackened depths of holiday chaos. Featuring alternate versions that were too damn good to gather dust in obscurity, this album is a sinful extension of last year’s apocalyptic masterpiece, Mistletoe of Torment: Santa’s Warfactory.
So, what’s the deal with this new offering? Strap in, because this is more than just a collection of B-sides. This is a visceral, twisted carnival of misanthropic glee and festive sacrilege, where holiday clichés are gutted and reassembled into something far more sinister.
The Origins of “Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club”
When Mistletoe of Torment: Santa’s Warfactory exploded onto the underground scene, it wasn’t just an album; it was an all-out assault on the saccharine tyranny of Christmas. Every track was a brutal rebuke of consumerist excess, faux-cheer, and the hollow traditions that numb society year after year. However, in the ruthless creative process of piecing together that sonic weapon, several alternate versions and unreleased ideas emerged that were simply too damn good to discard.
Enter Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club. Think of it as the darker, wilder sibling of Mistletoe of Torment. These alternate takes are rawer, heavier, and more unhinged, with multilingual chaos that spans English, German, Spanish, and Swedish. Each track is drenched in nihilistic humor, blackened riffs, and crushing soundscapes that Venomous Sin fans have come to worship.
Track Breakdown: A Bacchanal of Blackened Cheer
The album’s tracklist reads like a misanthropic poetry slam. Here’s what you’ll find on this twisted sleigh ride:
- Christmas in Shadows (Intro)
A haunting overture that sets the stage for the album’s descent into festive madness. Equal parts eerie and hypnotic, this instrumental piece is the calm before the storm. - A Nuclear Attack for Xmas – Alt Version
Did someone say “apocalyptic holiday vibes”? This alternate version takes the original track’s blistering aggression and cranks it up several notches. - Verpiss Weihnachten und dein Kackbaum! (German Alt Version)
Translation? “F*** Christmas and your s*** tree!” With lyrics spat like venom in guttural German, this track is both hilarious and terrifying, a perfect middle finger to holiday cheer. - Ecos de la Oscuridad Eterna (Spanish Alt Version)
Translating to “Echoes of Eternal Darkness,” this track delivers suffocating despair in Spanish, proving that holiday dread transcends language barriers. - Brinn tomtejävlar, försvinn! (Swedish Alt Version)
“Burn, Santa Bastards, Disappear!” This Swedish anthem is a fiery ode to torching the commercialized trappings of Christmas. - Der Schneemann-Krieger Weihnachten fällt (German Alt Version)
“The Snowman Warrior Christmas Falls” takes the absurd and makes it epic. It’s the soundtrack for when your holiday nightmares go to war. - Navidad de Sombras – Maldito Invierno (Spanish Alt Version)
“Christmas of Shadows – Damn Winter” continues the bilingual assault, delivering icy riffs and bleak atmospheres that could freeze even the warmest holiday hearth. - Släck julbelysningen för helvete! (Swedish Alt Version)
Translation? “Turn Off the Christmas Lights, For Hell’s Sake!” A visceral plea for darkness in a world blinded by garish seasonal lights. - Kedjeklang och Frostens Skräck (Swedish Alt Version)
This one’s pure frostbitten chaos, with clanging chains and bone-chilling riffs that capture the terror of a holiday gone horribly wrong. - Cursed New Year – A Toast to Failure (Alt Version)
The album ends with a bang—and a grim toast. This alt version of the original track is darker and more introspective, a grim reflection on New Year’s disillusionment.
Why This Album Matters
For fans of black metal, dark humor, and holiday subversion, Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club isn’t just an album—it’s a statement. It mocks the insipid cheer of the season while offering an outlet for those who’d rather drown their sorrows in distortion and blast beats than eggnog and Hallmark movies.
Venomous Sin has crafted a release that doesn’t just expand their musical legacy but doubles down on the aesthetic and thematic ethos they’ve built. This isn’t just music; it’s a counter-cultural revolt wrapped in tinsel and scorched by hellfire.
Listen Now and Join the Chaos
Ready to join the blackened holiday revolution? You can stream Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club on Spotify here: Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club.
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This is no ordinary Christmas album. This is the soundtrack for those who see through the hollow veneer of holiday cheer. Burn the tree, break the ornaments, and let the chaos reign. Welcome to Santa’s Lost Tracks at a Swingers Club.
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