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Santa Hates You. Just the name itself is enough to ruffle the feathers of the fragile, Christmassy snowflakes clinging to their safe spaces. But for those of us who revel in the raw, the dark, and the wickedly playful side of music, this German dark electro duo is nothing short of a twisted gift from hell. Formed by Peter Spilles (yes, the same mastermind behind Project Pitchfork) and his sinister partner-in-crime, Jinxy, Santa Hates You blends industrial beats, aggressive synths, and a venomous sense of humor that will make your grandma cry into her nativity scene.

The Antichristmas Soundtrack: Raise the Devil, Hexenpolizei, Every Day We Die, and Scum

If you haven’t dived headfirst into the sonic mayhem that is Santa Hates You, then allow me to corrupt your soul with some of their finest offerings. These tracks aren’t just songs; they’re middle fingers raised against the plastic, cookie-cutter garbage that dominates the airwaves. Let’s dig in.

Raise the Devil

What’s the best way to start a fire in the heart of the morally bankrupt masses? Simple: Raise the Devil.

This track is an anthem for the wicked, a pulsing, thundering call to arms for anyone who prefers the company of demons over the dull monotony of polite society. With pounding beats and eerie, distorted vocals that demand obedience, Santa Hates You crafts an irresistible spell, urging listeners to embrace their inner darkness. If you’ve ever felt like society’s rules were shackles made for the weak, this is your battle cry.

Lyrically, it’s a blend of sinister incantations and gleeful blasphemy, designed to make any unsuspecting fool clutch their pearls. Sonically, it’s a cybernetic war march, the kind of track that makes you want to paint your face, sharpen your fangs, and let the chaos take over.

Hexenpolizei

Germany knows a thing or two about witch hunts, and Hexenpolizei (Witch Police) takes that concept and rams it straight into the smug faces of modern-day moral crusaders. Whether it’s the self-righteous social justice warriors of the internet or the puritanical gatekeepers of “decency,” this song exposes them for what they are—authoritarian hypocrites wrapped in a veil of sanctimony.

With a mechanical beat that stomps like an unstoppable machine, Hexenpolizei blends industrial precision with eerie, almost playful taunts. Jinxy’s vocals slither through the track like a mischievous spirit, weaving a spell of rebellion. It’s mocking, it’s biting, and it’s brutally on-point.

If you’ve ever been labeled “problematic” just for daring to think for yourself, this song is for you.

Every Day We Die

Dark, nihilistic, and dripping with an almost gleeful morbidity, Every Day We Die is a grim reminder that life is nothing but a slow march to the grave. Some might call it bleak—I call it brutally honest.

The song pulses with a melancholic energy, a reminder that death isn’t just some distant fate but an ever-present companion, whispering in our ears every second. The lyrics are a cold slap in the face to anyone living in delusion, clinging to the idea that they have infinite tomorrows to waste.

Musically, the track is hypnotic, with a creeping, infectious rhythm that drags you into its embrace like the sweet pull of the abyss. This is the perfect track for those who revel in the beauty of decay, those who see the poetry in the inevitable collapse of all things.

Scum

Ah, Scum. A glorious, unapologetic insult hurled at the unworthy masses. This track is not just a song—it’s a statement, a weapon against mediocrity, and an invitation to embrace your inner villain.

With a relentless beat and sneering vocals, Santa Hates You tears apart the false idols of modern culture. The song revels in its disdain for the sheep, the cowards, and the sellouts. If you’ve ever looked at the world and felt disgusted by the mindless, soulless drones who follow trends without question, then this is your anthem.

This isn’t music for the faint-hearted. This is music for those who have embraced their own darkness, who walk the line between rebellion and madness with a smirk. If you can handle that, congratulations. If not, step aside and let the real beasts play.

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Santa Hates You isn’t just a band—it’s an attitude, a defiant snarl in the face of conformity. And if this kind of raw, unapologetic sound speaks to you, then you’re in the right place.

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